January 17, 2011

Yeah... Right

So, you know when you get a stabbing victim and to protect someone they say "No one stabbed me, I fell on the knife"?

Yeah, I think this one actually fell. Odd. Guess a couple of marijuana blunts and a Forty will do that to ya!

Ahhh EMS.


  1. I almost stabbed myself w/ a knife to my femoral artery the other night while attempting to cut frozen cheese... you just need to be a special kind of clumsy :P

  2. That would have been a fun call.

    "Patient was cutting....cheese?"